DAY ONE: Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, now on Utomik!

It would be a crime to miss out on the long-anticipated sequel of Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion! Last seen during Gamescom on Utomik, the beloved veggie is back for real with another absolutely bonkers plan. We at Utomik cannot wait to experience the newest, hilarious shenanigans in full. Add that to the list of criminal activities… Read on to find out more!

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank

How are you supposed to do worse (or better) than committing tax evasion? By going straight to the bank for a heist, apparently. It’s a good thing that Turnip Boy won’t be undertaking this all by himself! In this heist game, the notorious Pickled Gang has his back. Turnip Boy Robs a Bank is a cute shoot ‘em up action-adventure like its predecessor, with an adorable pixel art style. It’s so cute, you’d almost doubt they’d be committing such heinous crimes.

We’ve found some notes of their masterplan, so before you jump into this adventure, beware that you will have to:

1. Shake down hostages
2. Steal all the precious things
3. Browse the dark veggie web for…interesting tools
4. Fight true evil, roguelite style
5. Rob a bank (important)

If you like games such as Anark.io, Enter the Gungeon, Hotline Miami (except cuter), or the prequel: Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, the humorous Turnip Boy Robs a Bank is a game you shouldn’t miss. This adventure—easily one of the best roguelike games you’ll find—is lovingly crafted by indie studio Snoozy Kazoo, bringing fantastic dialogue that’s both quirky and bizarre. Our verdict? It’s a healthy balance between humor and action, with adorable characters to boot!

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